Updated Weather Forecast

Want some exciting weather?  Go book a holiday.  Get out of the UK. At least I know my forecast should be accurate!  Only question is how much cloud each day, and will there be any fog? Tonight, cold, -3’C. Friday, sunny, cold, 3’C, -4’C overnight. Saturday, sunny, cold, 3’C, -4’C overnight. Sunday, maybe some cloud, […]

The Correct Way To Explain The Offside Rule To A Woman …(I cannot take credit)

You’re in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have. The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten […]

Lineswomen, Brazil & My Football Bet

I’m a little perturbed about the fuss over Richard Keys and Andy Gray being derogatory towards a female linesman. After all, if women can be derogatory towards men with accusations of manflu, then what is wrong with stating that women don’t understand the offside rule? I’m going to go one step further and state my […]

James Winfield’s Artistic Abilities Part 5 – And fabric’s Opinion Of Said Artwork

I think many of you may have already seen my New Year’s Eve artistic creation – with real paints, but for the purposes of history, I am putting it on my blog. I received a friend request from ‘fabric on’ the other day on Facebook – and I have a policy of only befriending humans […]