The Adventures Of James – Trees Everywhere

Trees – trees everywhere!

Do you remember that Seth Troxler video about the bats?
Well this was similar.  Except I could see lots of trees.  And I wasn’t on acid.  Or wearing my girlfriend’s pants.
I have decided to get out and adventure more and explore
more places.  As I cannot afford European
travel, I shall make do with the land around me.
And what a green and pleasant land it is.  Thank you dearest rain.
So yesterday morning whilst having a long procrastination
session during my studying, I eventually decided that I would wonder into yonder for an adventure through
Swinley Forest near Ascot.  I already
have a train ticket to Bracknell so the extra from Bracknell to Ascot was just
£2.10 – well within my budget.  Who would have thought working in Bracknell would ever come useful?
I don’t think I have been in a forest since adulthood, not a
proper forest – a wood yes, forest no.
First I had to walk through parts of Ascot – as you can see below, it was very dangerous.


Apparently that is the normal colour of water in Ascot.  I carefully avoided any contamination.

I was particularly impressed upon arrival.
Trees, forever trees. 
How exciting.
More trees.   Less
exciting.
 
Yet more trees.  And
on, and on.
 
Trees are pretty boring.  No bats.
I did however find the landing strip for those cocaine planes from South America:
There was one interesting part where they were breeding dragonflies,
which are damn cool insects.  So there
were lots of dragonflies.  But I didn’t
see anything else.  Except trees.
 My conclusion is that trees are better as furniture.