[From 2018] Hi Sainsburys How is my favourite supermarket doing? I hear that you had pretty good Christmas results.Alas, your avocados have been a little disappointing on occasion recently. Twice I have bought your dual pack of ripe avocados in recent weeks (I’m stretching the definition of recent here) and ended up being disappointed. So […]
Tag Archives: Complaint
Complaint: Metropolitan Line Rant
As I type this now, I must admit that the service has been much better this month on the Metropolitan line – or at least I’ve got lucky in terms of avoiding the signal failures. However, one particular journey stands out from 2018 which was such a clusterfuck that I needed answers. Would I get […]
Complaint: Sports Mixtures
Dear Cadbury’s There is an argument at the age of 38 and with several fillings and a few teeth missing, that I should have learnt my lesson and stopped eating sweets. But stuff that. Life is short and I love sugar. And Sports Mixtures are one of my favourite sweets – that and Tangfastics, I […]
Complaint: Mouldy Tomatoes
Hey Sainsbury’s, how’s life? We haven’t spoken for a while, which for most people other than my mum, is probably a good thing. Definitely for you, as it means I have something to moan about and then you have to spend time refunding me the half a cucumber or whatever it is that I am […]
Complaint: TFL – Various
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Complaint: Austrian Airlines
Dear Sir/Madam A month or so ago, I travelled with yourselves to Vienna. In Austria. Though you probably know that Vienna is in Austria. The flight on the way there was efficient and friendly – abominable cupcake, but hey, free food. Vienna is a great city, as I am sure that you already know. We […]
Complaint: Sainsburys Cucumber
Dear Sir/Madam I still have not worked out the point of cucumber. It tastes of nothing. It seems to be just water. It is utterly pointless. Yet I add it to my salad. Why? I have no idea. Just one of the many pointless things I do in my life, like writing letters of complaint […]
Complaint: Memories & Yoghurts
Dear M&S I remember when I was a child, hating every single minute of being dragged around Marks & Spencer in Hull. All I wanted to do was go out and play football, and perhaps set fire to the odd rubbish bin if I could steal some matches. But no, almost every Saturday, my mother […]
Complaint: Tesco Avocados
Sometimes it takes a bit of work to get a refund…or just to find common cause with your refunder: ****** Dear Tesco I am generally not a fan of your food quality – some will call me a snob, but I am from up north so not entirely sure that is something that can be […]
Complaint – Brexit Costing Me Another £1 A Month – OFFICIAL!
I received an invoice last month from my hosting company for £5.99 instead of the usual £4.99. Cue an e-mail: Hello I noticed that you are trying to charge me £5.99 for hosting this month, instead of the usual £4.99. Please can you correct your invoice and ensure the correct amount of £4.99 is charged. […]