I am contacting you regarding a special cargo that has been abandoned here at our warehouse for over a period of 2 years and when scanned, t revealed an undisclosed sum of money in it. From my findings, the cargo originated from Europe and the content was not declared as money by the consignor in order to avoid diversion by the shipping agent. I strongly believe the box will contain about $4.5 million or more.
In my private search for a reliable person, my proposal now is to present you as the recipient of the cargo since the shipper has abandoned it which is a possibility due to the fact it has been abandoned for a period whereby a new beneficiary can be presented to the clearance department for claim and also my position at this shipping service. I will pay for the fee and arrange for the cargo to be delivered to your address. Alternatively, I can
personally bring it myself and then we share the total money in the box equally.
Mr. Lewis Hawkins
Asst. Operations Manager
Zim American Integrated Shipping Services Co. LLC.
Chicago (IL) Agents: 9950 W.Lawrence Avenue,
Suite 215 Schiller Park, IL 60176
Oh finally, that’ll be the money for the cocaine I shipped to the tropical island of Doncaster just over two years ago. Shame that I had to waste several people over non-payment.
Have you checked the box for explosives? It could be a trap. Be careful. Send me a photo.
Who are you? Do you have any connection to Serco, the gang from Doncaster?
Dear Pablo Hassan;
Thanks for your quick response to my mail. Please I have crossed checked the customs clearance declaration on the airway bill of the cargo and it is confirmed the cargo was truly not properly declared as “Money” instead it was declared as family treasures which means I need a Non Inspection Clearance Certificate from TSA to ensure we get Customs Approval document to get the cargo removed from our warehouse and shipped to your destination. However, like I stated in my email, this Non Inspection Clearance process will cost $3,200 which I am ready to pay myself to ensure we can get this delivery process rolling but you have to assure me that my own share of the funds will be given to me in the event I am not able to deliver cargo to you myself which I will try but not 100% certain due to my commitments at my job. So kindly get back to me with this final assurance to ensure I can move ahead with the clearance and delivery protocol of the abandoned cargo.
Furthermore, for you to have full confidence of the existence of this consignment, the US Customs Ultra Scan Report from the Chicago O’Hare Airport Chicago where the cargo was scanned by the authorities is attached to this email alongside my work I.D which indicates that the trunk boxes have been scanned and confirmed to be filled with United States Currency. So in order for me to negotiate with the officials for the release of the withheld package to you, I will go ahead and pay for the US Non Inspection Charges which was the main reason the consignment was with-held by the Chicago O’Hare airport authorities in Chicago, IL since these charges were not paid by the diplomatic agent delivering this consignment to you from Europe and complete shipment.
At this point, I advice you re-confirm your full Name’s and address, Telephone number and the nearest airport to your home then wait to hear from me once I have paid for the Non Inspection Charges and concluded negotiations for the release of the consignment to you but you have to assure me once again that my own share of the money will be given to me as I am doing this all by my own and not with the consent of my colleagues.
Mr. Lewis W. Hawkins
Dear Mr Hawkins
What are you saying to me? Do you realise who I am?
I am PABLO FUCKING HASSAN.
Do not mess with me.
Either you have the money or you don’t. Have you ever known anyone to have a forced vaginoplasty? Because that is what happens to guys that fuck with me.
We can do business, but I am seriously concerned that you are either having one over on me, or you are part of the Serco gang. Or even worse – a pig.
Show me the money, and we can do business. I have top grade cocaine available, all the way from the Scottish mountains. Even better than the Peruvian shit. But I need my debt paid first.
[…no response some days later so I e-mail again]
Oi. Ya gassing me?
[I don’t think I’ve got a deal]