11 Reasons To Be Cheerful, In A Post-England Defeat Way

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1. Plenty more hot, sunny weather to come.
2. Only one more week of Wimbledon to suffer.
3. Only two more weeks of a non-England World Cup to suffer.
4. Lots of festivals to come, including Cocoon In The Park, for me.
5. Ibiza still open for 3 months, and 12 more Cocoon parties.
6. Gordon Brown is nowhere to be seen.
7. The Labour government are not wasting huge sums of our money any more.
8. Sven Vath is 15 years older than me and as crazy as ever.
9. House music is sounding great again.
10. Only 6 months until Christmas.
11. Lots more legs and breasts on display due to the good weather (how did I not post this as number 1?)