This is for anyone who doubted me when I said the other Friday that I had seen a large jellyfish swimming down the Kennet & Avon canal when I was on my way to work in the morning.
Those of you who doubted my eye-site, and accused me of confusing it for a Tesco carrier bag, well screw you, I have come across someone else who also thinks they saw a jellyfish in the canal that morning.
So screw you, you non-believers. I saw a jellyfish in the canal and you cannot accuse me of being crazy due to my jellyfish-spotting abilities.
You are all clearly jealous as I spotted it and you didn’t.
Go back to Tesco’s. I feel pity for you. I saw a jellyfish and you didn’t, ha ha!