Cheryl Cole Makes House Music?

Apparently Cheryl Cole is now making a 90’s house tune.

Has she been inspired by the music on my top tunes blog?

Has she been to Ketoloco or fabric recently?  If not then I would quite happily introduce her to the delightful fabric, and she’ll even be able to jump the queue on my membership card, like a pretend celebrity.

How long before she has her own live performance set-up at Cocoon in Ibiza?  One imagines that she would have at least two laptops, a keyboard and maybe a high-end drum machine.  We’ll have to stop her singing though.