Cocoon In The Arse

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How infuriating is it that Cocoon Ibiza are releasing their Ibiza dates with the accompanying headliners one by one?

Each day they are announced via the website on the title link which takes about 10 years to actually give you the information, if you have actually manager to remember to click on it at the correct time.

I’m sure someone is collecting them but I would have thought most people would be severely bored by now.

I don’t think I have ever had cause to complain about Cocoon before as it is just like the best thing since sliced bread and my life would not be the same without it.

But seriously Cocoon guys (who I am sure are not actually going to read this but hey), get out of your back-sides, nobody wants to hear a new line-up every single day, just release them all on one day and be done with it.

Boring. Boring. Boring.

I’m still going though.