And welcome to Monday. Great, isn’t it?
And to cheer me up, I have discovered evidence that being single is going to cost me £250,000.00 more over my lifetime than it would have done if I were as part of a couple. This is due to the expenses of housing, bills and holidays all being more for a single person than for one person living as part of a couple.
Damn it, I thought I was being pretty economically efficient.
There I was thinking that I was saving loads of money on subsidising a woman’s shopping habits, not having the expense of flowers, no Valentine’s day expenses, no extra presents on Christmas – but no that apparently pales into significance.
To be fair, if I wasn’t single, then the above-mentioned expenses would probably be mitigated by me spending less on socialising, drinking, etc.
So if any young single woman who can cope with my love of house/techno fancies being economically efficient with me, your applications will now be welcomed.
I have to say that I am finding women rather more attractive since I discovered that they could potentially make me more economically efficient.