Fat Bridesmaids

According to the story in the title link, brides are picking fat bridesmaids to make themselves look better (well a third of them anyway, so don’t get too paranoid if you get picked to be a bridesmaid, there is only a 33% chance you will have been picked because the bride thinks you are fat enough to make her look better).

One blames Tony Blair for this phenomenan as the only reason he looked so good (well prior to the slightly questionable war or two anyway), was that he had the extremely laughable and incidentally fat, John Prescott, as deputy leader.

Just how good did Tony Blair look compared to John Prescott?

I wonder if maybe I should recruit a few ugly fat people to be friends so then I might have more chance with women?

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