Well who would have thought it – there are homosexual footballers. This is perhaps a little too shocking to many of the ill-educated persons who line the terraces each and every Saturday, slavishly spending £50 for 2 hours of so-called entertainment (the same people who moan that the footballers get paid too much, well I wonder why).
I always knew that rugby players were predominantly homosexual (union ones anyway – rugby league players being mainly northern are clearly all heterosexual). But footballers? I have to say I am mildly impressed.