I am a Socially Inadequate, Pimpled, Single, Slightly Seedy, Bald, Cauliflower-nosed, Young Man sitting in my mother’s basement, ranting

“A lot of bloggers seem to be socially inadequate, pimpled, single, slightly seedy, bald, cauliflower-nosed, young men sitting in their mother’s basements and ranting. They are very angry people.”
This is according to Andrew Marr.
Firstly, have you ever watched his television programme on a Sunday morning? It is truly banal. Many a time it has put me to sleep after a heavy Saturday night’s clubbing. I really enjoy politics but he really knows how to make it truly dull.
And a while back he also did some programme on the wonders of the British Isles, I cannot remember what exactly it was as I gave up after about 20 minutes as it was putting me to sleep. It should have been a really good series of documentaries but no it was a brooding sleep-fest.
May I clarify that I am not bald. I much prefer broccoli to cauliflower. I am not in my mother’s basement. I am ranting, but I am only angry towards a small sector of society – mainly Gordon Brown and his cronies. Socially inadequate and seedy? Perhaps at 5am on a Saturday or Sunday morning after 12 pints.
“Terrible things are said on line because they are anonymous. People say things on line that they wouldn’t dream of saying in person.”
Do you want a bet, Mr Marr? Come and speak to me in person. I will quite happily repeat myself.

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