John Terry to become a Zulu?

The news story in the link suggests that the leader of South Africa, Jacob Zuma, has 3 wives and has just fathered a child by another woman.

And he is the president.

Apparently, Zulus, of which he is one, practise polygamy.

So, problem solved – if John Terry explains that he is a Zulu and this is expected of him, we can carry on regardless.