Lent 2014

Those of you that know me well will know that I am always
keen to respect the religion that I was forced into as a baby without choice
and always try to do something for Lent.

Last year I gave up zebra crossings.  However I take little notice of where I walk
so I have no idea if I succeeded.

A few years ago I gave up paper clips for lent. 
I did succeed with this but I got annoyed with stapling and unstapling,
a tad inefficient.

This year I have decided to give up swearing – in French.

You may think this is easy for an Englishman but I live with
a Frenchman.

Vaffanculo scheisen fuck.