More Drunken Purchases

It seems that I am increasingly unable to control my spending when inebriated.

Last summer there was the vuvuzela bought for £5 off Ebay which surprisingly turned up at my door (yes I know they were much cheaper in the shops).

Then recently there has been a string of scratchcards that I have found in my jacket pocket the morning after, always unscratched, of course.

And then I bought a record.  Yes, a piece of vinyl.  And yes, I do not have a record player.

The latest though confounds all possible explanation – daffodils.

WTF was I thinking?

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