Morning Smells

This is advice for anyone who wishes to spend time with me, especially those who would like to interupt my reading of the political situation in Iraq.

Please refrain from smoking immediately before placing yourself in very close proximity to myself. Please also refrain from using half a bottle of aftershave to disguise the smell.

That is all I ask. I will even conduct conversation with you.

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