It seems a lot of people are following some made up group of people called the Myans who predict that the world will end in 2012.
Well I can tell you they are wrong.
It will end on 4th July 2032. I have believed this for 20 years. I know the truth.
My long-term weather forecasts are pretty good so there is surely no reason not to believe me?
I can also predict, with some accuracy that I will be rather trashed on Saturday 10th July 2010 when I attend Cocoon In The Park, in Leeds (buy your tickets!).
Who could surely ever doubt me?