My End Of World Prediction

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It seems a lot of people are following some made up group of people called the Myans who predict that the world will end in 2012.

Well I can tell you they are wrong.

It will end on 4th July 2032. I have believed this for 20 years. I know the truth.

My long-term weather forecasts are pretty good so there is surely no reason not to believe me?

I can also predict, with some accuracy that I will be rather trashed on Saturday 10th July 2010 when I attend Cocoon In The Park, in Leeds (buy your tickets!).

Who could surely ever doubt me?