I took this week off on holiday with the goal of becoming the blackest person from Hull. Not only did I think I could persuade all remaining young women yet to have fallen for my charms that I had a massive cock, I would also be able to scare all ignorant scumbags out that there I was about to rob them.
Yes the forecast, my forecast of course, was for lots of sunshine.
But yet I is still white. A shade of pink and a shade of brown too but they will definitely still let me into the office next week. Damn.
I had lots of other goals for this week, including doing lots of studying, updating Ubereadoolische, learning more Photoshop and doing a logo for Ubereadoolische, lots of blog posts, update my music collection, sort out my cds for next time I DJ, practice mixing – so many plans. My to-do lists were huge.
Instead, I got drunk.
I have spent most of this week either drunk or hungover. I say most, 70%, and that does include the weekend just gone and the most excellent boat party.
On the plus side I have bought myself a new ipod thing – a Cowon X9. Yes I had never heard of them either but Apple products are shit, all fancy design but shit sound and I wanted the best sound for my price range.
I’ve only had it 2 days, I have got it out of it’s box but that is all. That is next on the million thing to-do list.
So I am a bit pissed off with myself for wasting my week off. I really wanted to use it to see how I would do if I was working full-time on web design. The answer is that I would do shit and become bankrupt very quickly as I have no self-discipline.
Though maybe I just needed a holiday and a rest.