Back in December 2012 when those wise scribes who believe
everything on the internet, but nothing from the likes of government,
scientists, etc, were predicting the end of the world I was convinced that nothing
Imagine my shock the next day when I found this hole on a
grass verge near where I live. Clearly a
lucky escape from some kind of meteorite.
Or was it? Were we
doomed to some kind of poisonous radiation seeping into the atmosphere and
sending the local residents crazy?
It does seem now that the danger is over as Reading Council
have deemed it safe enough for their workers to fill the hole, finally.
But was I imperilled for those 13 months? Did the planting of trees and the resurfacing
of the pavement mitigate the radiation levels?
It was a good job that Reading Council put up the council
tax by 2% last year, ignoring the government council tax freeze and the likely
resident preferences to be able to take this action.
Tax and spend. Yeah, it’s a Labour council. Useless tossbags.
Today is payday.
Some people will treat themselves to the finest steak they can locate. Others will upgrade frm 613 Oxford Road to a more refined Ascot hooker. Others will eschew their usual 5% pure Colombian for their dealer’s special £100 Bolivian (the only reason I know about this is because I read an article in the Economist).
I know how to live, and am always looking to take the minimal techno’n’roll lifestyle to the next level so I decided to pop by Morrisons in Bracknell so I could stock up on chicken Goldenfry Gravy.
Do you see any Goldenfry? No. Do you see anywhere to put any Goldenfry? No.
This is a disaster. FML.
If you are my true friend or simply just in love with me then you will help me get over this tragedy.
What the hell am I going to do? Apart from complain, obviously.
Shut up. What a load of dumb shit. As if the world is going to end just because of some book/film/imaginary planetary alignment.
Hola, hermosa dama, es el fin del mundo, debemos hacer un buen uso del resto de nuestro tiempo que nos queda viva, vamos a volver a la mía y pasar un buen rato, sí puedes invitar a tus amigas otros también, puede mostrar un muy buen tiempo.