This is not safe for work. You have been warned.
OK read on…
So do I have anything more exciting than this planned for the weekend?
I will let you be the judge.
I was kind of hoping this book that I purshased would arrive in time to be able to get stuck into it, but I just noticed that the delivery estimate is 7th June, despite being from the UK.
Saturday night I shall watch the Champions League final and beaver through a large pile of ironing.
Sunday (or possibly Monday) I am going to Didcot.
Why, you may ask. And you would be right to. I heard it is a bit of a hole.
However I want to spend more time exploring the local area, so I used the random number generator to pick a train line out of Reading, and then used it again to pick a train station on said line and it came up with Didcot Parkway.
How exciting. I will probably fanny around for a bit, have a beer and head back.
Monday I might go to Reading Carnival. I imagine it will be similar to Notting Hill Carnival.
I have a new roast beef recipe and I might even attempt my own Yorkshire Puddings – I tend to be rather gash at cooking them.
Also I shall join up to 3nder. Again probably not one to check at work if you have an over-zealous boss – it’s similar to Tinder, the name should allude a little further.
If anyone has a spare vagina, a gram of coke and fancies a day out in Didcot, let me know.