40% of the visitors to my blog that have used a search engine to reach here, use the words “james winfield”.
There are other common ones too like “james winfield blog” and “winfield rants”.
4 people got here by searching for “sausage toaster”. 3 people searched for “bacon bikini”.
I’m quite impressed that someone got to my blog by searching for “sven vath” – just how many pages on Google they would have had to go through I cannot be bothered to find out.
Some people really cannot spell; “james a. winnefeld blog”, “james winnefeld blog”, “best james winnfield lines”, “james wilfield”, “james windfield weather blog”, “james winfild”…the list goes on.
I do wonder why someone searched for “james winfield sexual”. Or “james winfield divorce”. I like “bus drivers are wankers”, “rants about dickheads” and “is it me or is sky tv shit”.
Perhaps most worrying is “james winfield arrested”. Apparently there is a town in Pennsylvania, called Reading, where someone called James Winfield was arrested for having a gun and 7 packets of crack cocaine. Spooky.