Where Is Gordon?

You would have thought that the absence of Gordon Brown would be something I would delight in, having spent many years convinced of how he was destroying the country.

I note that he has yet to turn up to Parliament, despite having being elected as an MP in Kirkcaldy. This is clearly not following his constitutional duty, something he banged on about a lot after the election.

I think this is a further disgrace. After all, he is getting paid to work as an MP.

My theory is that he is getting psychiatric treatment, following discovering that the nation is not happy enough with him, despite him believing and announcing some time ago that he saved the world.

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