Why Were There Carrots In My Pie?

Dear Pie Minister

I recently bought your Moo & Blue pie, advertised as the following:

“A very special pie filled with British beef steak, red wine gravy and aged stilton, all in a lovely pastry”.

Sounded good I thought.

Imagine my severe disappointment when I started eating it, only to discover that it also had carrots and onions inside. I did not want carrots and onions in my pie. Granted I know they were listed in small writing on the back of the box in the ingredients so perhaps I should have looked harder.

Still, it could have been worse – it could have had peas inside too.

I do feel cheated and recommend that you do not mislead customers in the future.

Kind regards
James Winfield