I thought it was about time that my mullet had some further definition so I have been to get my hair cut, by a ridiculously attractive Eastern European lady of course.
I asked her if this hairstyle was popular in her country, she didn’t know what to say at first.
I then advised her that I was a leader in style, and that I had a mohican before David Beckham.
She proceeded to advise that it was rather popular many, many years ago.
Love me – love my mullet x